This is your fun schedule:

On arrival at Koh Samui Airport (USM)

which is Day 1 - you will be collected from the arrivals lounge and whisked away to your first review: a fashionable boutique resort in an unknown location.

Then around the mid-point of your holiday which is Day 2 you will be shanghaied 

 aboard an unknown cruising vessel and forced to enjoy yourself while sailing around the Angthong National Marine Park jomping on freshly caught lobster.

 And then finally, in the last days of your holiday - on Day 3 - you will dropped off 

at a mysterious villa where again you will be forced to live like a celebrity for a full 24-hours.

Bon Voyage and Enjoy